Things I never have to do again.

I was reading another blog today and the author had posted a list of things she was glad she never has to do again. So, I'm going to copy her (yes, I'm a COPYCAT!!!) and do the same thing. Because why? Because I can. And I encourage all of you to do the same.

Ahem.

Ten Things I Never Have to Do Again (but could if I choose to):

1. Write a research paper.

2. Peer-review a research paper. Anyone who has had to do this knows just how bad it SUCKS. It's a lose-lose. If you rip on someone's paper, they get all offended and forever look at you like you're pond scum. But if you're too nice and they get the horrible grade they deserve, they blame you.

3. Walk (more like drag my sorry carcass) up "The Hill" at the south end of BYU campus.

4. Date. Yes, I still go on regular dates with my husband, but that's totally different than "dating." I don't miss that one bit.

5. Get married. Don't get me wrong, I had an enjoyable wedding. But planning a wedding in 2 months is stressful, and everyone was so high-strung over stupid things like flowers and decorations that I'm sure no one in my family really had fun. Being married is much better than getting married.

6. "Do it" for the first time. 'Nuff said.

7. Scrape ice off my windshield.

8. Drive around aimlessly at BYU while praying for a parking spot to magically appear.

9. Pay tuition.

10. Go to the Wal-Mart on University Parkway in Orem.