Have you seen those "Sh*t ____ People Say" videos and memes going around the Internet? They're pretty funny and true to life. But none are more clever or hilarious than this one.
Enjoy, and have a happy Friday AND three-day weekend!
Add your own things that nobody says in the comments. I'll start:
"I plugged up the toilet."
Annnnnnnd go!
How about:
ReplyDeleteI love having car problems!
or
Getting a parking ticket makes my day!
And, for the record, I disagree with the Oakland comment. But it is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteTeenage boy's pants should be tighter!
ReplyDeleteI thought this meme was hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPUzxpIBe0
I can't wait to go to the gyno for my next pap!
ReplyDeleteI love it when my mother in law gives me advice.
ReplyDeleteRush hour, whoo hoo!
They should really raise tuition for college!
I hope the next time I'm pregnant, its triplets!
I don't think I pay enough for insurance premiums.
Whoo hoo! I got audited by the IRS!
@Deveny,
ReplyDeleteYes!! So funny!
Good ones, Elise and Rachel. Haha!
"My wife doesn't shop enough."
ReplyDeleteI wish my husband would say that! Haha!
"A curly, black hair in my food? Sweet!"
ReplyDelete"I love when you quote every line of the movie moments before the actors say it!"
"Can I walk by you in the grocery store so I can listen to you drag your feet?"
YES!
ReplyDeleteI feel really good about the amount of my time I just dedicated to watching 4 rerun episodes of The Hills back to back.
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