A couple points:
1) Why didn't I think to clean my mirror beforehand? Oh well; at least you know I'm a regular human being with a dirty bathroom mirror.
2) "Whale tail" was supposed to be "whale spout." But I made up for it with the wiggle-dance, right?
3) "Start twisting it as fast as you can" was supposed to be "as tightly as you can." Obviously, I was a little rushed by the fact the camera batteries were about to die. I don't really want you to get too crazy with your twisting, mmkay?
4) I really need a better video camera.