Ok, so it's not a secret. She talks about it all the time.
She often sends the deals my way if she thinks they're something I'd be interested in, so I'm used to seeing those forwards in my inbox. Not gonna lie, I kinda get excited about them, too. Especially when the word "FREE" is in the subject line. Who can resist free crap? NO ONE.
Anyway, yesterday she sent me an e-mail that someone had posted earlier that day. This was her message to me:
I didn't forward this to you to see if you want to buy any of these, but look how sad this email is after watching the movie Toy Story . It almost seems like a joke!"
Below that, the original message read:
Big buzz light year talking $15
Stuffed Woody $8
RC car $8
Medium sized Jesse, woody, bullseye the horse, Hamm the pig, Rex the dinosaur $5 each
Small buzz (3), woody, Hamm, bullseye, stretch the dog (2) $1 each."
And the seller included this picture:
I didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or weep over this tragic e-mail. Apparently, this seller never saw the latest Toy Story installment which made all of us bawl our eyes out. I wonder if her son's name is Andy and he's heading off to college soon ...
To the lady who originally sent this out --
I don't know you, but I beg you, KEEP THE TOYS! In case you've been living under a rock for the past, oh, 17 years, these guys come alive when you're not looking (duh). If you choose to follow through with this act of savagery, they will be forced to find a way out of your awful scheme. And their escape may involve inadvertently getting picked up by a garbage truck and sent to the dump where they will be burned ALIVE!!!!! unless the green aliens show up to save them.
And don't even THINK about donating them to the nearest day care instead! Especially if said day care includes a magenta stuffed bear and a Ken doll who sounds an awful lot like Michael Keaton. Those toys have major chips on their shoulders from spending one too many days with slobbering ill-behaved hellions and, as a result, have turned into pure EVIL.
Your kid may not love Woody, Buzz and their cohorts anymore, but they still love him. And they always will. So please, for the love of all that is good and holy, KEEP THE TOYS! If only for your future grandchildren (who will hopefully not be slobbery, ill-behaved hellions).
A toy-lover who still hasn't forgiven her mother for donating her favorite stuffed Phoenix Suns bear to DI.
Didn't expect becoming a toy rights activist this morning! Whew.